Monday, June 30, 2008

Wes Clark Is Making Sense; Therefore, He Must Be Destroyed



General Wesley Clark on Face The Nation, 6/29/08:


CLARK: Because in the matters of national security policy making, it's a matter of understanding risk. It's a matter of gauging your opponents, and it's a matter of being held accountable. John McCain's never done any of that in his official positions. I certainly honor his service as a prisoner of war. He was a hero to me and to hundreds of thousands and millions of others in Armed Forces as a prisoner of war. He has been a voice on the Senate Armed Services Committee. And he has traveled all over the world. But he hasn't held executive responsibility. That large squadron in the Navy that he commanded — that wasn't a wartime squadron. He hasn't been there and ordered the bombs to fall. He hasn't seen what it's like when diplomats come in and say, "I don't know whether we're going to be able to get this point through or not, do you want to take the risk, what about your reputation, how do we handle this publicly? He hasn't made those calls, Bob.

SCHIEFFER: Can I just interrupt you? I have to say, Barack Obama hasn't had any of these experiences either, nor has he ridden in a fighter plane and gotten shot down.

CLARK: I don’t think getting in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to become president. (emphasis mine)


I think General Clark is absolutely right in his comments and he's being quite bold in going after McCain's sole advantage in the General Election. A reasonable-thinking person sees the quote above and can discern that, yes Wes Clark, a fellow decorated Vietnam vet, honors John McCain's service and his time in captivity as a POW, but he's saying that being a POW isn't any more or less of a qualification to be president than is being a community organizer and editor of the Harvard Law Review....or a failed oilman and owner of a major league baseball team. McCain will get as much mileage as he can out of his time in captivity; but what has that experience taught him? How has it made him a better candidate? This is a Senator, after all, who is in lockstep with the current administration in wanting to prolong the Iraq debacle another few decades or so. Not to mention the sad spectre of a former POW, a man tortured so severely that he cannot raise his arms above his head, voting to authorize the President to torture whomever he deems worthy.

General Clark isn't "swiftboating" John McCain...he's neither demeaning nor insulting McCain's service in the worst imaginable conditions - he's asking a relevant and wholly legitimate question. How did the 5+ years John McCain suffered as a POW make him a better candidate for President? If the press is going to give McCain a pass on this, why then did they mock and belittle Admiral James Stockdale, Ross Perot's running mate in 1992 and a man who spent 7 years being beaten and tortured in the same POW prison as McCain?

Of course, Republicans desperate for anything to distract the voters away from how badly they've fucked up the nation over the past 7 years will distort Clark's statement and intent as if to show that he's demeaning McCain's service. Nevermind that a scant four years ago, these assholes had no problem questioning the service and patriotism of another Vietnam vet wounded in action:



But in 2008, no one is questioning John McCain's service or his patriotism. Wes Clark just said McCain was a hero of his. No one at the Democratic National Convention will be wearing "Purple Heart Band-Aids" or mock "Hanoi Hilton" pajamas. No Democratic pundit will be appearing on "Hardball" to push the idea that McCain got special treatment in the POW prison or that he should be held accountable for making taped confessions after years of getting his brains beat in.

But let's not pretend that McCain is the second coming of Eisenhower.

P.S. George McGovern, the worst embodiment of liberal evil incarnate in the 20th century and History's Greatest Monster, flew 35 bombing missions in World War II and won the Distinguished Flying Cross as a B-24 pilot without once being shot down or captured. No wonder he got trounced in the electoral college 520-17 against Nixon in '72.

P.P.S. Tonight's statement from Wesley Clark:

"There are many important issues in this Presidential election, clearly one of the most important issues is national security and keeping the American people safe. In my opinion, protecting the American people is the most important duty of our next President. I have made comments in the past about John McCain's service and I want to reiterate them in order be crystal clear. As I have said before, I honor John McCain's service as a prisoner of war and a Vietnam Veteran. He was a hero to me and to hundreds of thousands and millions of others in Armed Forces as a prisoner of war. I would never dishonor the service of someone who chose to wear the uniform for our nation.

John McCain is running his campaign on his experience and how his experience would benefit him and our nation as President. That experience shows courage and commitment to our country - but it doesn't include executive experience wrestling with national policy or go-to-war decisions. And in this area, his judgment has been flawed - he not only supported going into a war we didn't have to fight in Iraq, but has time and again undervalued other, non-military elements of national power that must be used effectively to protect America. But as an American and former military officer, I will not back down if I believe someone doesn't have sound judgment when it comes to our nation's most critical issues.”


Cheers to him for sticking up for his own common sense. Jeers to the Obama campaign for leaving him out to dry.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

Found this a few weeks ago on the ol' YouTube...the haunting, lovely theme from the film Serpico (1973) by Greek composer Mikis Theodorakis. Try not to get shot in the face like Frankie....

Monday, June 23, 2008

Goodnight, Funnyman.....Say Hi To Lenny and Richard For Us

5/12/37 - 6/22/08


Just saw the news this morning that George Carlin died last night of heart failure in Los Angeles. It's a real gutpunch to see someone who shaped your youth and influenced your philosophy so much shuffle off the mortal coil. Carlin and Richard Pryor stand as the two greatest and most impactful figures in American humor in the second half of the twentieth century and it's not that far a stretch to say every comic working today takes some of his massive influence. After all, it was his routine "Seven Words You can Never Say On Television" that resulted in a landmark Supreme Court decision on the government's authority to uphold broadcast indecency standards and the establishment of obscenity-free, family-friendly "prime-time" network broadcasting hours in the evenings. Of course, with the explosion of cable programming over the past two decades, the palate of indecent language has expanded greatly, but when there were only three networks in the game, this was a huge deal.

I can't do justice to Carlin's awesome legacy without posting some of his notable routines, but the IT Nazis at work cut us off from YouTube. I'll post some of my favorites later tonight, but for now, in honor of a comic legend and free speech champion, here are those infamous Seven Words, plus Three auxillary words added to later routines:

Shit
Piss
Fuck
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits
*Fart
*Turd
*Twat

Friday, June 20, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

I'm in a happy mood, so from their 1972 tour, here's the Rolling Stones' "Happy":




oh, and because I missed last week, here's my new favorite song - Gnarls Barkley's "Going On":

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

"Not a fan of the ladies, are you...Trebek? Hahahahaha!"

I believe this is where the SNL writers derived the inspiration for all those wonderful "Celebrity Jeopardy" sketches...in a 1995 installment, Lynn Redgrave endures a painful evening on the game show, about to be outclassed by Stephen King and David Duchovny:



Here in the interview section, Alex says what's on everyone's mind at the 0:26 mark:



oh my good Lord, was Lynn Redgrave out of her league. "Artful Dodger", lol:



Mercifully, it ends in Final Jeopardy....and looky-look! She fucked up the one question she should have gotten in a heartbeat! Fucking Tiffany's, bitch! YOU WERE A FAMOUS ACTRESS IN THE 1960's!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW TIFFANY'S, YOU CRETIN?!!!!



By the way, nice choke, Duchovny. You got beat by Creepshow...lol.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Thank you, Senator Clinton


An absolutely gracious speech under the most difficult of circumstances. This is exactly what she needed to do and she nailed it.

"Every moment wasted looking back keeps us from moving forward..." Amen.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget - Double Feature!

Due to the momentous week we've just experienced...and because I was a lazy sod last Friday, I'm gracing you with the Official Black National Anthem, Lift Every Voice And Sing (performed by the Boys Choir of Harlem):





and the unofficial Black National Anthem - McFadden & Whitehead's Ain't No Stoppin Us Now:

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

"This was the moment..."

Another Presidential first: the Obama Fistbump



Senator Barack Obama, St. Paul MN, June 3, 2008:



Tonight, after fifty-four hard-fought contests, our primary season has finally come to an end.

Sixteen months have passed since we first stood together on the steps of the Old State Capitol in Springfield, Illinois. Thousands of miles have been traveled. Millions of voices have been heard. And because of what you said - because you decided that change must come to Washington; because you believed that this year must be different than all the rest; because you chose to listen not to your doubts or your fears but to your greatest hopes and highest aspirations, tonight we mark the end of one historic journey with the beginning of another - a journey that will bring a new and better day to America. Tonight, I can stand before you and say that I will be the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.

I want to thank every American who stood with us over the course of this campaign - through the good days and the bad; from the snows of Cedar Rapids to the sunshine of Sioux Falls. And tonight I also want to thank the men and woman who took this journey with me as fellow candidates for President.

At this defining moment for our nation, we should be proud that our party put forth one of the most talented, qualified field of individuals ever to run for this office. I have not just competed with them as rivals, I have learned from them as friends, as public servants, and as patriots who love America and are willing to work tirelessly to make this country better. They are leaders of this party, and leaders that America will turn to for years to come.

That is particularly true for the candidate who has traveled further on this journey than anyone else. Senator Hillary Clinton has made history in this campaign not just because she's a woman who has done what no woman has done before, but because she's a leader who inspires millions of Americans with her strength, her courage, and her commitment to the causes that brought us here tonight.

We've certainly had our differences over the last sixteen months. But as someone who's shared a stage with her many times, I can tell you that what gets Hillary Clinton up in the morning - even in the face of tough odds - is exactly what sent her and Bill Clinton to sign up for their first campaign in Texas all those years ago; what sent her to work at the Children's Defense Fund and made her fight for health care as First Lady; what led her to the United States Senate and fueled her barrier-breaking campaign for the presidency - an unyielding desire to improve the lives of ordinary Americans, no matter how difficult the fight may be. And you can rest assured that when we finally win the battle for universal health care in this country, she will be central to that victory. When we transform our energy policy and lift our children out of poverty, it will be because she worked to help make it happen. Our party and our country are better off because of her, and I am a better candidate for having had the honor to compete with Hillary Rodham Clinton.

There are those who say that this primary has somehow left us weaker and more divided. Well I say that because of this primary, there are millions of Americans who have cast their ballot for the very first time. There are Independents and Republicans who understand that this election isn't just about the party in charge of Washington, it's about the need to change Washington. There are young people, and African-Americans, and Latinos, and women of all ages who have voted in numbers that have broken records and inspired a nation.

All of you chose to support a candidate you believe in deeply. But at the end of the day, we aren't the reason you came out and waited in lines that stretched block after block to make your voice heard. You didn't do that because of me or Senator Clinton or anyone else. You did it because you know in your hearts that at this moment - a moment that will define a generation - we cannot afford to keep doing what we've been doing. We owe our children a better future. We owe our country a better future. And for all those who dream of that future tonight, I say - let us begin the work together. Let us unite in common effort to chart a new course for America.

In just a few short months, the Republican Party will arrive in St. Paul with a very different agenda. They will come here to nominate John McCain, a man who has served this country heroically. I honor that service, and I respect his many accomplishments, even if he chooses to deny mine. My differences with him are not personal; they are with the policies he has proposed in this campaign.

Because while John McCain can legitimately tout moments of independence from his party in the past, such independence has not been the hallmark of his presidential campaign.

It's not change when John McCain decided to stand with George Bush ninety-five percent of the time, as he did in the Senate last year.

It's not change when he offers four more years of Bush economic policies that have failed to create well-paying jobs, or insure our workers, or help Americans afford the skyrocketing cost of college - policies that have lowered the real incomes of the average American family, widened the gap between Wall Street and Main Street, and left our children with a mountain of debt.

And it's not change when he promises to continue a policy in Iraq that asks everything of our brave men and women in uniform and nothing of Iraqi politicians - a policy where all we look for are reasons to stay in Iraq, while we spend billions of dollars a month on a war that isn't making the American people any safer.

So I'll say this - there are many words to describe John McCain's attempt to pass off his embrace of George Bush's policies as bipartisan and new. But change is not one of them.

Change is a foreign policy that doesn't begin and end with a war that should've never been authorized and never been waged. I won't stand here and pretend that there are many good options left in Iraq, but what's not an option is leaving our troops in that country for the next hundred years - especially at a time when our military is overstretched, our nation is isolated, and nearly every other threat to America is being ignored.

We must be as careful getting out of Iraq as we were careless getting in - but start leaving we must. It's time for Iraqis to take responsibility for their future. It's time to rebuild our military and give our veterans the care they need and the benefits they deserve when they come home. It's time to refocus our efforts on al Qaeda's leadership and Afghanistan, and rally the world against the common threats of the 21st century - terrorism and nuclear weapons; climate change and poverty; genocide and disease. That's what change is.

Change is realizing that meeting today's threats requires not just our firepower, but the power of our diplomacy - tough, direct diplomacy where the President of the United States isn't afraid to let any petty dictator know where America stands and what we stand for. We must once again have the courage and conviction to lead the free world. That is the legacy of Roosevelt, and Truman, and Kennedy. That's what the American people want. That's what change is.

Change is building an economy that rewards not just wealth, but the work and workers who created it. It's understanding that the struggles facing working families can't be solved by spending billions of dollars on more tax breaks for big corporations and wealthy CEOs, but by giving a the middle-class a tax break, and investing in our crumbling infrastructure, and transforming how we use energy, and improving our schools, and renewing our commitment to science and innovation. It's understanding that fiscal responsibility and shared prosperity can go hand-in-hand, as they did when Bill Clinton was President.

John McCain has spent a lot of time talking about trips to Iraq in the last few weeks, but maybe if he spent some time taking trips to the cities and towns that have been hardest hit by this economy - cities in Michigan, and Ohio, and right here in Minnesota - he'd understand the kind of change that people are looking for.

Maybe if he went to Iowa and met the student who works the night shift after a full day of class and still can't pay the medical bills for a sister who's ill, he'd understand that she can't afford four more years of a health care plan that only takes care of the healthy and wealthy. She needs us to pass health care plan that guarantees insurance to every American who wants it and brings down premiums for every family who needs it. That's the change we need.

Maybe if he went to Pennsylvania and met the man who lost his job but can't even afford the gas to drive around and look for a new one, he'd understand that we can't afford four more years of our addiction to oil from dictators. That man needs us to pass an energy policy that works with automakers to raise fuel standards, and makes corporations pay for their pollution, and oil companies invest their record profits in a clean energy future - an energy policy that will create millions of new jobs that pay well and can't be outsourced. That's the change we need.

And maybe if he spent some time in the schools of South Carolina or St. Paul or where he spoke tonight in New Orleans, he'd understand that we can't afford to leave the money behind for No Child Left Behind; that we owe it to our children to invest in early childhood education; to recruit an army of new teachers and give them better pay and more support; to finally decide that in this global economy, the chance to get a college education should not be a privilege for the wealthy few, but the birthright of every American. That's the change we need in America. That's why I'm running for President.

The other side will come here in September and offer a very different set of policies and positions, and that is a debate I look forward to. It is a debate the American people deserve. But what you don't deserve is another election that's governed by fear, and innuendo, and division. What you won't hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon - that sees our opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize. Because we may call ourselves Democrats and Republicans, but we are Americans first. We are always Americans first.

Despite what the good Senator from Arizona said tonight, I have seen people of differing views and opinions find common cause many times during my two decades in public life, and I have brought many together myself. I've walked arm-in-arm with community leaders on the South Side of Chicago and watched tensions fade as black, white, and Latino fought together for good jobs and good schools. I've sat across the table from law enforcement and civil rights advocates to reform a criminal justice system that sent thirteen innocent people to death row. And I've worked with friends in the other party to provide more children with health insurance and more working families with a tax break; to curb the spread of nuclear weapons and ensure that the American people know where their tax dollars are being spent; and to reduce the influence of lobbyists who have all too often set the agenda in Washington.

In our country, I have found that this cooperation happens not because we agree on everything, but because behind all the labels and false divisions and categories that define us; beyond all the petty bickering and point-scoring in Washington, Americans are a decent, generous, compassionate people, united by common challenges and common hopes. And every so often, there are moments which call on that fundamental goodness to make this country great again.

So it was for that band of patriots who declared in a Philadelphia hall the formation of a more perfect union; and for all those who gave on the fields of Gettysburg and Antietam their last full measure of devotion to save that same union.

So it was for the Greatest Generation that conquered fear itself, and liberated a continent from tyranny, and made this country home to untold opportunity and prosperity.

So it was for the workers who stood out on the picket lines; the women who shattered glass ceilings; the children who braved a Selma bridge for freedom's cause.

So it has been for every generation that faced down the greatest challenges and the most improbable odds to leave their children a world that's better, and kinder, and more just.

And so it must be for us.

America, this is our moment. This is our time. Our time to turn the page on the policies of the past. Our time to bring new energy and new ideas to the challenges we face. Our time to offer a new direction for the country we love.

The journey will be difficult. The road will be long. I face this challenge with profound humility, and knowledge of my own limitations. But I also face it with limitless faith in the capacity of the American people. Because if we are willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it, then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that

this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless;

this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal;

this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth.

This was the moment - this was the time - when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves, and our highest ideals. Thank you, God Bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Hey Bo Diddley

In honor of a true rock pioneer and in anticipation of a pretty large celebration tomrorrow...

HEY BO DIDDLEY


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

We Shall Overcome

My heart was full and my sense of social justice was very pleased by the recent California Supreme Court decision legalizing gay marriage for the state. And more good news followed this week - the voters of California seem loathe to overturn the Court's decision:

The Field Poll result, released today, shows the highest level of support in more than three decades of polling Californians on the hot-button issue of same-sex marriage laws. The poll found 51 percent of registered voters favor the idea of allowing gay and lesbian couples to wed, while 42 percent disapprove.

What this indicates, I hope, is "So goes California, so goes the rest of the nation." There's a long fight ahead, as eighteen states have passed various anti-gay, "defense of marriage" amendments to their respective state constitutions in the past two federal election cycles. Twenty-seven states include some form of restriction on same-sex marriage currently. It will most likely be a state-by-state battle to restore civil rights and equal opportunity for a minority that's been demonized and marginalized for far too long.

The crux of the matter here is not "special rights," as conservatives love to bray - it is simply recognizing equal rights for adult, tax-paying gay and lesbian Americans (living will designees, property inheritance, hospital visitation, etc.) as straight Americans enjoy. As far as the "threat to straight marriages" canard goes, I doubt the the "spectre" of Adam and Steve or Ellen and Portia getting hitched drove Vito Fossella to knock up his secret lover or Larry Craig to cruise airport bathrooms for dick or David Vitter to get in a diaper for a romp with a prostitute. And it sure as hell didn't prevent Bill Clinton from getting a squeezer from an intern in the Oval Office before he signed the repugnant Defense of Marriage Act into law.

Gay and lesbian citizens have fought for this country, they've been responsible for advances in medicine and technology, they've been captains of industry and have been the most grassroots of organizers. They've held elected office and have inspired the political structure from the outside.

I won't even begin to list the contributions gay and lesbian artists have made to the books we read, the music we listen to, the TV shows and movies we watch, the live theater that entertains us, the art we appreciate, the sculptures that impress us, the poems that inspire us, etc.

They are our co-workers, our neighbors, our friends, our classmates, our bar-mates and our family. They are us and we are them.

Idealist that I am, I imagine this time as analogous to the late 50's/early 60's, where a Supreme Court decision (Brown v. Board of Education) gave fuel to a nascent civil rights movement and a gradual shift in public sentiment in favor of desegregation. I trust it won't take Bull Connor and the Birmingham police turning hoses on protesters to move the national mood in favor of recognizing that same-sex couples deserve the same rights as their straight counterparts. Nor do I look forward to a Federal act, on the level of the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act, which inspires, in spite of lofty goals, generations of resentment and political polarization in less-tolerant segments of the nation. States must decide if they want to be on the right, or wrong, side of history.

I'm overjoyed for my business school classmates in California who have been waiting for this ruling for well over a decade and a half and for same-sex couples throughout the state who have been given overdue respect by the state's constitutional authority. I hope this movement spreads eastward and graces all the states in the union with equality for all of our citizens.

It is because I love them dearly and want only for this country to respect them as much as I do that I echo that old anthem -


WE SHALL OVERCOME



UPDATE:
New York State is onboard. Thanks Gov. Paterson

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Mayor Six-Pack

Sixteen years in office. Sixteen years as the chief executive of the city. The longest serving mayor in our city's history. The dominant political figure in WNY in parts of three decades.

It is difficult, in this era, to fully appreciate the impact of Jimmy Griffin's reign in Buffalo. Under his leadership, the city ended up with the Buffalo Hilton (now the Adam’s Mark), Waterfront development (most notably, townhouses), the Hyatt Regency, the General Cinema in the Market Arcade, a restored Shea’s Buffalo and the HSBC Bank Atrium, and the crown jewel of his administration - Dunn Tire Park.

I say it is difficult because these achievements are overshadowed by the failures of his administration and the rapid decline of the city's fortunes during and after his reign. Despite his constant promotion of the city and battles with the state and his own Common Council over funding, we sit 30 years after he took office faced with the following:

  • A startling exodus from the city that has reduced our numbers to under 250,000
  • Double-digit increases in the crime rate
  • Chronic underfunding of the city's public schools
  • Patronage systems installed in city departments, from the Police to the parks
  • Neighborhoods, such as the East Side, ignored and allowed to rot for 20+ years

My own memories of Griffin are vague...though he was in office for most of the time I was growing up here, I left in 1989. I remember him as something of a political clown - someone who reveled in ginned-up conflicts with other officials so he could puff out his chest and show his loyal constituents what a "tough guy" he was. Whether he was walking off "A.M. Buffalo" after the interviewer had enough of his rudeness or sucker-punching the County Parks Commissioner outside the downtown ballpark or comparing Buffalo News reporters to convicted criminals, "Mayor Jimmy" never shied away from an opportunity to promote himself at the expense of others.

Of course, one would not expect a hardscrabble, bareknuckled neighborhood politician like Griffin to be the most progressive person in the room, but he seemed to revel in taking shots at groups who didn't put money in his or his cronies' pockets:

  • On LGBT citizens: "They are fruits and queers. They're not 'gay' because that means happy, not homosexual."
  • On Parks Department workers upset over the 1990 scandal: "They're malcontents and stool pigeons."
  • On welcoming Operation Rescue to Buffalo: "An abortionist is probably on a level with reporters. I don't know who's worse or who is better."

I agree with Donn Esmonde's assessment in today's News that the positive legacy that Griffin leaves is tarnished by his pettiness, his self-aggrandizement and inability to compromise. He was, and is, beloved for his charisma, considerable charm (if he liked you or was trying to get your vote) and common touch. He may be our best personification of Tip O'Neill's line about "all politics is local". However, that "local touch" ultimately did little to advance the city or its people.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Nothing's Shocking

Hoo boy...the general election is going to be a cavalcade of mirth if this clip is any indication of the tenor of discourse to come in the fall. Of course, it would be unfair to paint the entire network as promoting this kind of garbage, because you would never, ever, ever find this kind of filth on their broadcasts.

Fox News: Fair and Balanced and Purposefully "Confusing" a Presidential Candidate and the World's Leading Terrorist and Wishing Death on Them Both:



UPDATE: Apparently, the Fox News personality, Liz Trotta , offered an "apology" for her disgraceful comment. I leave it up to you to judge the sincerity of her remorse:

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

Experience We Can Laugh At

Ladies and Gentlemen - your Republican nominee for President, Senator John McCain





My favorite part is where Joe Lieberman has to stage-whisper to him that Al-Queda is not, actually, in Iran. Brilliant.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

God's Will

While we have been (and will continue to) enjoying the pundit blathering about how devastating and injurious Pastor Wright has been to the Obama campaign, John McCain's own crazy pastor, John Hagee, has been quietly telling his flock that the Nazi menace and the Holocaust was.....wait for it.....God's will. Praise be and lordy-lord.

I expect a week-long expose on this on the Fox News Channel, CNN, MSNBC....oh wait, that's right! They only care about crazy black preachers.

UPDATE: It's about goddamn time. We've only known about this insane clown pastor for, I don't know, half a year.

Kentucky Fried Candidate

Great night for Hillary, but Obama is within inches of the nomination....here's the straight dope:

(2,026 delegates needed to clinch the nomination)
Obama: 1,656.5 pledged delegates, 304.5 SuperDelegates = 1,961 Total Delegates
Clinton: 1,501.5 pledged delegates, 277.5 SuperDelegtates = 1,779 Total Delegates
Remaining Delegates: 86 pledged, 214 SuperDelegates = 300 Total Delegates

Obama needs only 64 delegates to clinch the nomination....Clinton needs 246 and, soon, the number of delegates she needs to clinch will be more than the total number of remaining delegates, pledged or otherwise.

Last night was a big night for the Clinton campaign as she trounced Obama in Kentucky by 35 points and a margin of 250,000 votes. However, that victory was rendered virtually meaningless as Obama picked up enough delegates (14) in Kentucky to clinch the majority of pledged delegates. He went on to win Oregon (no surprise there) by 16 points and regain almost 100,000 votes he lost to Clinton in KY.

There is no way Hillary can pick up enough delegates in the remaining primaries (Puerto Rico on June 1, Montana and South Dakota on June 3) to catch Obama. Her only hope is to sway enough SuperDelegates to overlook the facts that she's lost every conceivable metric in these primaries (popular vote, primaries, caucuses, and the only one that counts - delegates) and that her campaign released the news last night that she is $20 million in debt. An attractive combination to any Democratic SuperDelegate, indeed (/snark).

The Clinton campaign has morphed into Don Quixote on HGH....they are pulling out any and every justification for staying in the race, even though, as of 9 pm last night, the "race" was officially over. The cable news coverage was replete with these knee-slappers from Clinton surrogates:

1) "Hillary leads in the popular vote..." - uh, well yes...but only if you count Florida and Michigan, which actually don't count because they violated DNC rules for moving up in the primary calendar and had their state primaries voided as a result. They're also not counting sixteen four states that held caucuses instead of primaries (IA, NV, ME, and WA), all but three of which but Nevada were won by Obama. This is akin to saying that the New England Patriots scored more points in Super Bowl XLII, if you don't count the final touchdown the Giants scored in the fourth quarter. Or the field goal NY kicked in the 1st quarter. In any case, this point is meaningless because popular vote doesn't count - delegates do.

2) "Hillary is the stronger candidate in the general election..." - we can discount this right off the bat as the stronger candidate in general elections is usually the candidate who wins the party nomination. Apart from that, looking at the electoral map, Hillary won the Northeast and Rust Belt states that will reliably go to the Democrats in the fall (NY, NJ, PA, MA) as well as California. However, Obama started with a stunning victory in Iowa and proceeded to cut a swath through the Deep South (AL, GA, SC, NC, MS, LA) and pick up impressive victories in the Mid- and Northwest (ID, KS, ND, CO, NE, WY). Basically, Hillary cleaned up on states that will most likely go to Democrats in the General Election while Obama drove record turnout in states which haven't voted for a Democrat for President since the mid-1960's. Couple that with the assumption that putting a Clinton on the ticket makes the GOTV (Get Out The Vote) efforts of the GOP that much easier due to the Hillary-Hate on that side has to convince the SDs that Obama is the Democrats' best and only option.

3) "Hillary voters will rebel if she is not the nominee" - ah, the lamentations of the unfulfilled and bitter. TV pundits are making a lot of hay out of exit polls showing that between 20-40% of Hillary voters will not vote for Obama in the general election if he is the nominee. They will either vote for McCain or not vote for President at all. I'm not too concerned about this at this juncture because a) Hillary is still in the race and b) once we Democrats calm down and consider the spectre of a McCain presidency, cooler heads will prevail and the jilted Hillary supporters will return to the fold. How the Democratic convention plays out and how much of a role Hillary plays in it will go a long way to determining how her supporters will act. While I'm hoping she's not Obama's VP selection, she may extort that out of Obama and the party leaders in exchange for her dropping out of the race.

4) "The 'hard-working, white' voters who supported Hillary will never vote for Obama" - this, of course, is in reference to the 20% of Hillary voters in Kentucky and West Virginia who, in exit polls, admitted that race was a major factor in their vote. No, they won't vote for a black candidate, so fuck them. Let them continue voting against their own self-interest (jobs, schools, healthcare, energy, the environment) because they're scared of black people. Appalachia will benefit from a Democrat in the White House, just the same as everyone else.

So, we now look to the the big powow on May 30, where representatives from both campaigns will meet with DNC officials to discuss how the Michigan and Florida delegates will be seated and if Hillary exits the campaign with dignity or with guns-a-'blazing. Stay tuned.

Oh, and in response to the inane criticism that Obama's support is based only on a narrow coalition of young, snot-nosed punk kids and blacks:

Myrtle Strong Enemy, 101, waits for US Democratic presidential candidate and US Senator Barack Obama, (D-IL), to speak in Crow Agency, Montana May 19, 2008

UPDATE: had my facts wrong on the number of caucuses the Clinton folks are "dis"counting toward the popular vote total



Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

From one of the greatest debut albums of all time, this is the Velvet Underground featuring Nico with I'll Be Your Mirror

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A Change Has Come....

"Bush says gave up golf in solidarity with Iraq dead" - Mass Grave Rolling Ensues


WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush said on Tuesday he quit playing golf in 2003 out of respect for the families of Americans killed in the war in Iraq.

"I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the Commander-in-Chief playing golf," Bush said in an interview with Yahoo and Politico.com

"I feel I owe it to the families to be as -- to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal," he said.


Personally, I think being a titanic fuckup, the "EPIC FAIL" of all American Presidents, during two wars sends the wrong signal, but hey....that's me.

George W. Bush - Sacrificing His Leisure Time For You Ungrateful Bastards

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Desert Island Discs

This post was inspired by a comment I just left on Mr. Livingston's haughty blog (35 books on the Telegraph's list of Greatest Library? Congrats, nerd....I have 100% of the items from Penthouse's Greatest Bachelor Pad). I mentioned that I own all of the Top 20 albums which have been recognized as the Greatest of All Time (this site will suck you in worse than heroin - http://www.besteveralbums.com/overall.php) and it got me to thinking....while I enjoy and respect these landmark albums, do really listen to them anymore? I don't think I've sat down and listened to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, for example, in a good decade because I listened to it non-stop for the decade before that. Also, I find parts of The Joshua Tree excruciating.

So what, then, do I consider the greatest albums of all time? Placed in the context of a popular parlour game, which 10 CDs do take with me to the desert island to enjoy for the remainder of my time on Earth? The only rules are:


  • no Greatest Hits
  • no live albums
  • rock n' roll only.....assume this island has a deep library of classical, jazz, spoken-word, etc.
  • no movie soundtracks
1) Songs In The Key Of Life, Stevie Wonder (1976)
2) Odelay!, Beck (1996)
3) A Rush of Blood To The Head, Coldplay (2002)
4) Electric Ladyland, Jimi Hendrix (1968)
5) American Beauty, Grateful Dead (1970)
6 Are You Gonna Go My Way, Lenny Kravitz (1993)
7) All Things Must Pass, George Harrison (1970)
8) Imagine, John Lennon (1971)
9) Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Black Sabbath (1973)
10) At War With The Mystics, The Flaming Lips (2006)

Feel free to add yours in the Comments...

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Happy Mother's Day

to all you mothas out there

Friday, May 09, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

In honor of this week's primary results and the iminent nomination of Senator Obama as the first black candidate for President from a major party in our nation's history, I feel drawn to Sam Cooke's landmark song, A Change Is Gonna Come. Though only a modest hit upon its initial release in 1963, the song soon became an anthem for the Civil Rights Movement and has inspired generations of Americans in the years since. Legend has it that Cooke was moved to write the song after hearing Bob Dylan's Blowin In the Wind and desired to write a song of hope for the ongoing civil rights fight. Indeed, where Dylan's song asks "How many years can some people exist/before they're allowed to be free?", Cooke's song answers "It's been a long, long time coming/but I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will"

I'm sure I'll get much more dramatic and maudlin as we get closer to the Democratic convention and that moment when the first person of color steps up to the podium and accepts his party's nomination for President....for now, these are moments in history that I will treasure for life. I can only look back at the struggles and sacrifices made by those who came before us...and look ahead to a future of true brotherhood and community.

It's been a long, long time coming
But I know a change gonna come....oh yes it will

Thursday, May 08, 2008

More GOP "Family Values" in action: From Beer to Paternity

BEFORE


AFTER


OH SHIT


It shocks me.....shocks me when a member of the holier-than-thou club gets caught pants down, ass up, drunk in a car, yadda, yadda, yadda. This story, though, is right up there with Senator Widestance for pure deviant goodness. After all, it isn't often than a U.S. Representative compounds his drunk driving arrest by getting picked up by his mistress, who also happens to be the mother of his 3-year old daughter! Here's to you, Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY)...you're doing a smash-up job representing the good people of your Staten Island and Brooklyn districts! No matter that you're a Bush-supporting war whore and a campaign fund embezzler. You're a bigger pimp than 50 Cent. Wowie!

Fossella's private life came under scrutiny after he was arrested for drunk driving last week in suburban Virginia. He has a court date next week, and could face jail time if convicted. Fossella told police at the time of his arrest that he was going to see his daughter in the area.

Fossella has three children with his wife in Staten Island, N.Y. Fosella says he knows there are questions about his political future. But he says right now any political decisions are "the furthest thing from my mind."

Of course "political decisions" are the furthest thing from his mind because his top priority now is avoiding castration while he sleeps thanks to his poor wife who just learned there's a new addition to the family!

Do I even need to guess where this paragon of virtue and morals stands on the issues of the day?
1) Woman's right to choose: 0% rating from NARAL, meaning anti-choice nutjob
2) Civil rights: voted for banning gay marriage and defining marriage as one-man, one-woman. Wasn't given the opportunity to define it as one-man, one-woman, one-mistress and one-bastard-child. Given a 7% rating by the ACLU and 0% by the Human Rights Campaign meaning if you like your civil rights, Vito don't like you.
3) Education: has consistently voted against funding for federal education, particularly grants for black and Hispanic colleges. He does support requiring schools to allow prayer (I wasn't aware that students were prohibited from praying). Perhaps young Vito was praying during the day in school where his class was taught that when you get marrried, you shouldn't be putting your sword in another woman's sheath....and wear a rubber, for Christ's sake man!
4) Families: 81% rating from the Christian Coalition, check....
Also voted YES on legislation on responsible fatherhood via faith-based organizations. Heh.

Rep. Fossella vows he will not give up his seat, not will he abandon his re-election campaign. I wish him the best of luck and advise that he should bring in John McCain for campaign events as much as he can....they can compare stories about fucking around on their wives for years.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Dear Senator Clinton:


You are free to leave the race at any time....but preferably sooner than later.

Yours,
Democrats Everywhere

http://hillaryis404.org/

Monday, May 05, 2008

Reminder: Today is NOT "Mexican Independence Day"

The Battle of Puebla, not the parking lot at Cozumel in about three hours

Nota bene, dear readers.....today's celebrations commemorate the initial victory of Mexican forces over the French in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862. This was a momentary triumph, however, as the superior French army continuted their advance and captured Mexico City and the nation within a year of this battle. Though it is mostly a regional holiday in Mexico and certainly not as important a national celebration in Mexico as Independence Day on September 16, it has been adopted in the United States as a celebration of Mexican-Americans (or Chicanos) and their culture. similar to St. Patrick's Day, Oktoberfest and Chinese New Year. As well as an excuse for Anglos to put on Frito Bandito moustaches and a poncho while doing their worst Speedy Gonzalez impressions and power-slugging Dos Equis until they puke on their sandals. Arriba!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

From the Department of "Now There's a Headline You Don't See Everyday"




I can faintly remember a time where a candidate's address to a Neo-Nazi group with members wearing swastika armbands on either side of his dais, a giant swastika flag in the backdrop and standing in front of a huge painting of one of history's greatest monsters was sufficient to get your ass kicked in the street without mercy, let alone political suicide in the midst of a campaign. I'm so glad to see times have changed.

There must be some interesting voters in Indiana's 2nd District if this clown got 30% of the primary vote two years ago.

Friday YouTube Nugget

I've been overdosing on Miami Vice episodes on Hulu.com (my new reason for existence) and this week's nugget comes from an episode I just finished watching. Apparently, there were some slimy characters selling drugs in Miami and to catch them, Don Johnson had to squint his eyes and smoke a lot of cigarettes while Philip Michael Thomas displayed the worst Jamaican accent in the history of recorded entertainment. Here's Honeymoon Suite and "New Girl Now"

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Hooray.....a 21st Century Poll Tax

"Okay....so we'll replace the whiny broad with Alito and everything will be in place..."


On Monday, the Supreme Court handed down a ruling on the biggest voting rights case since the Bush v. Gore debacle around the 2000 Presidential election. The Roberts Court ruled, by a 6-3 margin, that states can require voters to produce photo identification without violating their constitutional rights. These are the kind of verdicts one can expect with a majority-conservative bloc on the Court, but it is disappointing to me personally to see Justice John Paul Stevens join the majority in upholding this ridiculous law.

Identification requirements for voting are currently in place in more than 20 states with varying degrees of specificity. This decision upheld an Indiana state law that requires a government-issued photo identification document, such as a driver's license or a passport, in order to vote. Republicans, who have pushed these voter ID laws across the country, say they will combat voter fraud. Democrats decry these laws as unnecessary and as having a disenfranchising effect on the poor, minorities, the elderly, the handicapped and other social classes who do not have easy access or funds to purchase photo identification. I side, of course, with the Democrats on this for the following reasons

1) "Voter fraud"....the Phantom Crime:
Care to take a guess how many voter impersonation cases were prosecuted in entire history of the state of Indiana? Zero. Zip. Nada. Hardly the "burning issue" that the Republicans make it out to be. Nationwide, out of the 120 federal prosecutions for voter fraud brought by the Bush Justice Department (which has made vote fraud one of its top priorities), there have been a grand total of 86 convictions for vote fraud between 2002 and 2006....during which period close to 400 million votes have been cast.

The Brennan Center For Justice, a non-partisan civil rights advocacy group, knocked down each of the allegations of voting fraud to show it is a phantom crime, one hardly worthy of state-level review, let alone the Supreme Court.

2) "Voter Fraud"...the last refuge of whiny Republicans who couldn't steal the election themselves:
But then, that is the Republican's M.O. - screaming "voter fraud" when they can't win an election legitimately at the polls. When asked for proof, they point to the well-worn myths of voter fraud in Chicago during the 1960 election. While this makes for a chuckle-worthy urban legend, the truth is that voter fraud was investigated and the findings of vote-count error (not fraud) fell short of reversing the results for either Nixon or Kennedy. Not to mention the embarassment of Republicans having to go back 48 years for proof of Democratic shenanigans in a national election. Everyone knows that, for the past half-century, no one has been able to lie, cheat and steal to win elections better than Republicans.

3) "Voter Fraud"....or the new Poll Tax
Republicans have tried for years to devise new methods to disenfranchise traditional Democratic voting blocs. From busting and weakening unions to fraud robo-calls to poor and minority areas to outright poll intimidation, Republicans have used the forces of thuggery and fraud to depress the Democratic vote in crucial contests. The newest cudgel used by Republicans to disenfranchise Democratic voters is the ID requirement.

This photo ID requirement to vote is nothing less than a 21st century poll tax or literacy test, a undue burden placed on the lower classes to deny them what is their right, not their privilege. Jeffrey Toobin explains further:

"So it will be in Indiana, where the law creates a series of onerous barriers to voting. Consider one: you can get a government photo I.D. by showing your birth certificate, but you can’t get a copy of your birth certificate unless you can produce certain official photo I.D.s. And, with up to twenty million Americans of voting age lacking government-issued identification, the matter of requiring photo I.D.s has broad implications. "

It's safe to assume that the folks reading this blog have either a driver's license or a passport or both. However, we must consider the millions in this country who have to take some form of public transport to work each day, who never travel outside of the country, who are paid in cash or do not have checking accounts, who do not have the ability to drive.....in short, the classes in our society who do not have the luxury to stand in line at the DMV and pay $50 (for a driver's license") or even $15 (for a state photo ID) or go to their local post office or county clerk's office to purchase a passport for $100. This is everyone's right, not a pay-to-play boondoggle. Why on earth are we putting obstacles in the way of citizens to exercise what is their Constitutionally-ordained right?

Because Republicans will lie, cheat and steal at every opportunty to win elections they can't win legitimately.

Monday, April 28, 2008

This Week's Rock Death - Runner-Up

It was so close for this week's choice for Rock Death that I felt I had to give space to this week's runner-up, Leslie Harvey. This guy died in pretty horrific fashion:

(from his Wikipedia entry):
Leslie (Les) Harvey (1945, Glasgow Scotland - May 3, 1972, Swansea, Wales) (brother of Alex Harvey) was a guitarist in several Scottish bands of the late 1960s and early 1970s, most notably Stone The Crows - previously known as 'Power'. It was while on stage with Stone the Crows at Swansea Top Rank in 1972 that he was killed, electrocuted by touching an unearthed microphone with wet hands.

Holy. Shit. Could you imagine being at a concert, rockin' out and such, when the lead guitarist gets Kentucky-Fried onstage? That would probably not be a memory to hold onto. As bad as the audience must have felt, pity the poor roadie who realizes that he's picking up the charred remains of his summer meal ticket and now must hope there's another tour where they aren't as lax with the live electrical equipment.

Anyway, poor Les gets screwed over this week because a) I'm a huge fan of Lester Bangs' writing and b) I couldn't find a picture of the poor dead bastard on the Interwebs.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

Amid all the detritus and nonsense on YouTube, one can occasionally find a gem of artistic presentation....an interesting reinvention of an existing (familiar or not) song or film. This week's installment takes one of my favorite Pixies songs (1989's Wave of Mutilation) and sets it against scenes from Jean-Luc Godard's Pierrot le fou (Pierrot Goes Wild) from 1965. The song and the film share common themes of alienation and a desire to escape from convention...another clever touch was recognizing that the film's heroine is name-checked in the song. Cheers to the creator of this video:

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Hey....Wha'Happened?!!

The "Hillary in '08" Campaign: January 20, 2007 - April 22, 2008


Dearly beloved:

We are gathered here today, not to mourn, but to celebrate an historic campaign. No woman in U.S. history has won as many primaries or delegates as the campaign of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. She has inspired millions and crashed through the "glass ceiling" of electoral politics and, for that, I applaud her.

However....she will go down with the 2004 Yankees, the 2007 New England Patriots and Goliath as one of the biggest choke artists ever. How did she squander a commanding lead in the polls, a vise-grip lock on superdelegates, all that campaign funding and the momentum she got from New Hampshire?

In the words of the great Fred Willard as Mike LaFontaine in "A Mighty Wind" (click on image):





Will Senator Clinton be able to return to her work in the Senate after this crushing choke job?

Will Senator Clinton decide to run for President again, given how much of a trainwreck her campaign turned into?

Anything else, Senator Clinton?

Friday, April 18, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

Inspired by their frenetic performance on Saturday Night Live last week, I'm posting Gnarls Barkley's Run from their new CD, The Odd Couple. Enjoy.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Questions Inspired By Netflix Choices

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT









In Hostel, how is it that the protagonist gets two fingers cut off by a chainsaw, but appears neither to go into shock nor bleed to death. In fact, he seems not much worse for wear a few hours after losing his digits. Hmmmmm.....

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

A Message From The Boss



Dear Friends and Fans:

Like most of you, I've been following the campaign and I have now seen and heard enough to know where I stand. Senator Obama, in my view, is head and shoulders above the rest.

He has the depth, the reflectiveness, and the resilience to be our next President. He speaks to the America I've envisioned in my music for the past 35 years, a generous nation with a citizenry willing to tackle nuanced and complex problems, a country that's interested in its collective destiny and in the potential of its gathered spirit. A place where "...nobody crowds you, and nobody goes it alone."

At the moment, critics have tried to diminish Senator Obama through the exaggeration of certain of his comments and relationships. While these matters are worthy of some discussion, they have been ripped out of the context and fabric of the man's life and vision, so well described in his excellent book, Dreams of My Father, often in order to distract us from discussing the real issues: war and peace, the fight for economic and racial justice, reaffirming our Constitution, and the protection and enhancement of our environment.

After the terrible damage done over the past eight years, a great American reclamation project needs to be undertaken. I believe that Senator Obama is the best candidate to lead that project and to lead us into the 21st Century with a renewed sense of moral purpose and of ourselves as Americans.

Over here on E Street, we're proud to support Obama for President.


Bruce Springsteen

http://brucespringsteen.net/news/index.html

Monday, April 14, 2008

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While You Were Sleeping

Lost in the hubbub of Friday's news dump (Red Sox jersey buried in new Yankee Stadium! Vanilla Ice arrested for smacking his wife!) was a pretty fucking important story....the President of the United States of America admitted he approved the use of torture:


"President Bush says he knew his top national security advisers discussed and approved specific details about how high-value al Qaeda suspects would be interrogated by the Central Intelligence Agency, according to an exclusive interview with ABC News Friday.

'Well, we started to connect the dots in order to protect the American people.' Bush told ABC News White House correspondent Martha Raddatz. 'And yes, I'm aware our national security team met on this issue. And I approved.'"

Allow me to repeat this, since this is a fairly gobsmacking revelation....our President, who swore twice on the Bible to uphold the Constitution, was briefed on and approved the use of torture on captured suspects. High-level cabinet meetings, involving the President's closest advisers.....all to discuss whether they should smash testicles, pull out fingernails or deliver atomic wedgies to the poor saps, er, "suspects" they happen to capture. No consideration of 231 years as an independent nation which respects human rights and due process. Not to mention, not having our highest levels of government approving torturing innocent people.

It's been asked before and I will ask it again here and now: Will someone please give this asshole a blowjob so we can impeach him already?!!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

To commemorate the change in seasons, how about a classic song from the mid-70's holiday special A Year Without A Santa Claus. Ladies & Gentleman....may I present Mr. Snow Miser & Mr. Heat Miser:

Monday, April 07, 2008

High On You

Apropos of nothing, I think this is one of the great album covers of all time. Dig the irony...


Stanley Cup playoffs start on Wednesday...

and the Sabres are nowhere to be found. This sucks.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Friday, April 04, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget


40 years ago today, an assassin's bullet robbed us of one of our nation's greatest figures and a man who inspires all of us, even today, to dream of a better world for all people. In honor and loving memory of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr:



His last public words, April 3, 1968:

Well, I don't know what will happen now. We've got some difficult days ahead. But it doesn't matter with me now. Because I've been to the mountaintop. And I don't mind. Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But I'm not concerned about that now. I just want to do God's will. And He's allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I've looked over. And I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight, that we, as a people, will get to the promised land. And I'm happy, tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

I'm famous

Check out the cover of today's JobFinder in the Buffalo News and you'll find a rapidly-aging, fat-necked, squinting corporate drone who looks like he'd rather be anywhere but the middle-management hell he finds himself in day after day after day...

Monday, March 31, 2008

Great Moments In Latent Racism On Cable TV, Part XXI

Lou Dobbs, who is as racist as the day is long, is mostly successful in covering up his ugly, nativist prejudice on his CNN show by dressing it up as populist "I'm for the common worker" rhetoric. There are a few choice moments, however, when Lou's xenophobia and raging racist tendencies get the better of him and he can't help but unleash the truth. Like this episode, where as he's explaining how sick he is of black people telling him what he can and can't talk about, he comes this close to using the term "cotton-picking"



Hahaha....CNN's advertising slogan for the Lou Dobbs Nativist Hour should be "Lou Dobbs - fighting for your right to say 'nigger' since 1980"

Cheers to the Washington Nationals fans

who know how to greet a war criminal when they see one:



(from last night's Opening Night game at Nationals Park in Washington D.C.)

Almost as funny as the Smirking Chimp getting showered with rightfully-deserved boos was that the guy who was originally supposed to catch the first pitch, Paul LoDuca, was quickly replaced by the team manager, Manny Acta. Why, you may ask, was the team catcher yanked from what is the traditional responsibility of, you know, catching? Well, it may have to do with LoDuca being mentioned 37 times in the Mitchell Report on steroid abuse in professional baseball. So, to avoid the spectre of one drug addict pitching to another, they put in the manager....hooray!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I Want Barack (Jay Jay French version)

Say what you will about the Presidential candidates....only my man, Barack, could inspire the founder of Twisted Sister to rework one of his greatest hits into a campaign song. While it's no "Obama" by Motorhead, it's damn close

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

What a Dick

"I kill puppies for fun"

As if we needed any more proof that the current Vice-President of the United States is a soulless, heartless asshole, this four-heart attack, five-deferment chickenhawk douchebag decided to crawl out from his sewer kingdom and open his yap about the disaster of a "war" he's mired this nation in and, specifically, who bears the biggest burden of a debacle that just crossed the 4,000 U.S. death milestone. Sayeth Sith Lord Cheney:

"The president carries the biggest burden, obviously," Cheney said. "He's the one who has to make the decision to commit young Americans, but we are fortunate to have a group of men and women, the all-volunteer force, who voluntarily put on the uniform and go in harm's way for the rest of us." (emphasis mine)

I'll give you a minute while you pick your jaw up off the floor. THE PRESIDENT? Fucking President Bunnypants bears the biggest burden of this shitpile? I thought this prevaricating bastard couldn't top himself when he claimed, in 2003, that we would be "greeted as liberators" in Iraq, but this takes the goddamn cake. Or even his mind-numbingly evil line last week, when he responded to a reporter's question thusly:

CHENEY: On the security front, I think there's a general consensus that we've made major progress, that the surge has worked. That's been a major success.
REPORTER: How does that assessment comport with recent polls that show about two-thirds of Americans say the fight in Iraq is not worth it?
CHENEY: So?

Nay....these were mere coming attractions before this week's gutter pronouncement. And notice how he not only works in the ridiculous plea for sympathy for a criminal president who has sent 4000 men and women to their deaths, but he also works in the standard neoconservative meme that "hey, these saps volunteered". When this coward racist shitstain was dutifully reminded that some 58,000 soldiers, Air Force members, and Marines have been on multiple deployments and have been sent back to Iraq because of the stop-loss policy — an involuntary extension of a service member's enlistment contract, Sith Lord Crashcart vomited up this rationale:

"A lot of men and women sign up because sometimes they will see developments... For example, 9/11 stimulated a lot of folks to volunteer for the military because they wanted to be involved in defending the country."

Ah yes, what would a Bush administration PR stunt be without a reminder that 9/11 died for your sins, or something along those lines. I think the presidential campaign/5 car pileup of Rudy Giuliani is ample proof that the American public will not be swayed by venal opportunists standing in the street yelling "9/11!!! 9/11!!!!".
We are, however, stuck with this flabby jackass and his monkey helper in the Oval Office for 10 more months. One hopes a quick and lethal impeachment can be achieved in half that time before this boorish clown gives another interview about how hard this war is on the President.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Soon to appear with Supply-Side Jones or Death Penalty McGee on the GOP Dream Ticket....

I found this charming story on crooksandliars.com....apparently, a strawberry farmer in Idaho who's angling to replace the soon-to-retire Senator Widestance aka Larry Craig (he of the airport men's room arrest for soliciting), isn't content to let his advertising or his stump speeches make his case for him. No....this man of the earth, this heartland champion of "traditional" conservative values is going that one extra step to show the voters that he means business...



and that he's completely batshit insane. You see, Marvin Richardson is legally changing his first name so that he will appear on the ballot as "Pro-Life Richardson"




"A Senate candidate has legally changed his name to Pro-Life and will appear on the ballot that way this year, state election officials say.

As Marvin Pro-Life Richardson, the organic strawberry farmer from Letha, 30 miles northwest of Boise, was denied the use of his middle name when he ran unsuccessfully for governor in 2006 because the state’s policy bars the use of slogans on the ballot.

Now, though, officials in the Idaho secretary of state’s office say they have no choice because Pro-Life is his full and only name. He says he will run for the highest state office on the ballot every two years for the rest of his life, advocating murder charges for doctors who perform abortions and for women who obtain the procedure."

Wonderful....as if the poor voters in Idaho hadn't had enough egg on their faces with their longtime Senator trolling for dick in a Minneapolis airport restroom. Now, they get to gaze at a ballot with a grown man who's defaced his own name to make an insane argument. C'mon...who the hell isn't "Pro-Life"? Other than zombies, Sylvia Plath and the Bush Administration (at least when it regards pro-Iraqi and pro-U.S. troop Life)? What he meant to change his name to (or would have, if he had any balls) would be "Anti-Choice" Richardson. Because the extremist wing of the anti-choice movement, which includes farmer Richardson and James Kopp (assassin of Dr. Barnett Slepian), doesn't give a shit about life or children or the sanctity of being or any of that....they only care about imposing their 12th century views and morals on women in the 21st century and you bet that includes preventing women from exercising choice about their health and bodies. These clowns want to control every uterus in the land and turn women back into breed mares.

"If I save one baby's life, it's worth it."??? Hey asshole, how about adopting a newborn? Plenty of them to go around that need loving homes....lots of different colors and creeds too!

4,000

I read the news today, oh boy:

"BAGHDAD — A roadside bomb killed four U.S. soldiers in Baghdad on Sunday, the military said, pushing the overall American death toll in the five-year war to at least 4,000. The grim milestone came on a day when at least 57 Iraqis also were killed across the country. "



Friday, March 21, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

I'm jetting off to Niagara-On-The-Lake in a few hours for a getaway weekend with the GF, so enjoy this David Bowie clip from his classic era - "Oh You Pretty Things"


Wednesday, March 19, 2008

You Should Be Dancing.....Yeah!


It's mid-March and that can mean only one thing....it's now the only time in the year that I give a shit about basketball of any kind - NCAA Division I Men's Basketball National Championship. 64 schools of varying talent and reknown will vie for the most coveted prize in all of collegiate sports. Since neither of my teams are in it this year (Syracuse and Maryland), I have no rooting interest, nor any clue who is favored. Yes, I can read seedings on a bracket, but how can I divine which will be the shocking upsets, the titanic games which will render the favorites with a crushing early defeat and reward a small, upstart school with the dream of a lifetime?


Fuck it....I'm taking North Carolina by 9 in the title game.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Happy St. Patrick's Day

courtesy of the Leprechaun Brothers:


Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

In honor of our ex-governor, I quote from the book of Big Daddy Kane:

"Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny
Bitch better have my money!"


and here's "Hey Big Spender"from Sweet Charity
(Chita Rivera is the shit, BTW)

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Never Give A Saga An Even Break

Some of you may recognize this post's title as the alternate name to Mel Brooks' timeless sendup of Westerns, Blazing Saddles (1974). I've been thinking a lot about that film, particularly with this week's revelation of Governor Spitzer's extracurricular activities. He evokes, for me, another Governor - Governor Le Petomane from the film. He's a buffoon - constantly chasing his buxom secretary and running around with "GOV" painted in white on the back of his jacket. I don't know if Governor Le Petomane ever floated the idea of wagon licenses for illegal immigrants or busted Howard Johnson for only offering one flavor of ice cream, but it seems that he and Governor Spitzer shared the same sweet tooth for the ladyfolk.


Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Blue Mistake Loses Its Dance License....Awwwwww

Good news for those of us in the "I Hate The Goddamn Blue Mirage Faux-Ultra Lounge Bullshit" Club....it seems this abortion of a bar got its dance license taken away after hosting an all-ages party. Just the type of genius thinking that has endeared the Blue Mistake to all its neighbors.

Can we ask for one more act of benevolence and mercy and get this shithole closed down permanently?

Monday, March 10, 2008

Gov. Spitzer Involved In Prostitution Ring.....or, Holy Shit, He Did WHAT?!!


I've been let down by so many politicians, I've lost count. I told myself, time and time again, don't get emotionally involved with a campaign....you're bound to end up disappointed and betrayed.

That's why I'm approaching the breaking news that Governor Eliot Spitzer is "involved" in an online prostitution ring with some surprise, a little shock, but not a lot of sorrow. I thought he was a good man of integrity and seriousness and would do great things for both the state and Western New York....but, alas, not to be. Another politician hoisted on his own petard, too self-involved and caught up in the hubris to keep it in his pants and do the work of the people who put him in the Statehouse. Color me meh.

Friday, March 07, 2008

Friday YouTube Nugget

A little electronic funk, courtesy of Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney from Macca's 1982 album Tug of War. The duo's big hit that year, of course, was the execrable "Ebony and Ivory", but this song reveals what aural delights could have been mined from a Wonder-Macca combo.


What's That You're Doing

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Kiss of Death

King Midas in Reverse



Congratulations to Sen. John McCain, who wrapped up the Republican nomination this week. Unfortunately for him, he also picked up an 800-lb. albatross around his neck in the form of the Worst President Ever.



Let's look at that man-love in super close-up: