Monday, June 30, 2008
Wes Clark Is Making Sense; Therefore, He Must Be Destroyed
General Wesley Clark on Face The Nation, 6/29/08:
CLARK: Because in the matters of national security policy making, it's a matter of understanding risk. It's a matter of gauging your opponents, and it's a matter of being held accountable. John McCain's never done any of that in his official positions. I certainly honor his service as a prisoner of war. He was a hero to me and to hundreds of thousands and millions of others in Armed Forces as a prisoner of war. He has been a voice on the Senate Armed Services Committee. And he has traveled all over the world. But he hasn't held executive responsibility. That large squadron in the Navy that he commanded — that wasn't a wartime squadron. He hasn't been there and ordered the bombs to fall. He hasn't seen what it's like when diplomats come in and say, "I don't know whether we're going to be able to get this point through or not, do you want to take the risk, what about your reputation, how do we handle this publicly? He hasn't made those calls, Bob.
SCHIEFFER: Can I just interrupt you? I have to say, Barack Obama hasn't had any of these experiences either, nor has he ridden in a fighter plane and gotten shot down.
CLARK: I don’t think getting in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to become president. (emphasis mine)
I think General Clark is absolutely right in his comments and he's being quite bold in going after McCain's sole advantage in the General Election. A reasonable-thinking person sees the quote above and can discern that, yes Wes Clark, a fellow decorated Vietnam vet, honors John McCain's service and his time in captivity as a POW, but he's saying that being a POW isn't any more or less of a qualification to be president than is being a community organizer and editor of the Harvard Law Review....or a failed oilman and owner of a major league baseball team. McCain will get as much mileage as he can out of his time in captivity; but what has that experience taught him? How has it made him a better candidate? This is a Senator, after all, who is in lockstep with the current administration in wanting to prolong the Iraq debacle another few decades or so. Not to mention the sad spectre of a former POW, a man tortured so severely that he cannot raise his arms above his head, voting to authorize the President to torture whomever he deems worthy.
General Clark isn't "swiftboating" John McCain...he's neither demeaning nor insulting McCain's service in the worst imaginable conditions - he's asking a relevant and wholly legitimate question. How did the 5+ years John McCain suffered as a POW make him a better candidate for President? If the press is going to give McCain a pass on this, why then did they mock and belittle Admiral James Stockdale, Ross Perot's running mate in 1992 and a man who spent 7 years being beaten and tortured in the same POW prison as McCain?
Of course, Republicans desperate for anything to distract the voters away from how badly they've fucked up the nation over the past 7 years will distort Clark's statement and intent as if to show that he's demeaning McCain's service. Nevermind that a scant four years ago, these assholes had no problem questioning the service and patriotism of another Vietnam vet wounded in action:
But in 2008, no one is questioning John McCain's service or his patriotism. Wes Clark just said McCain was a hero of his. No one at the Democratic National Convention will be wearing "Purple Heart Band-Aids" or mock "Hanoi Hilton" pajamas. No Democratic pundit will be appearing on "Hardball" to push the idea that McCain got special treatment in the POW prison or that he should be held accountable for making taped confessions after years of getting his brains beat in.
But let's not pretend that McCain is the second coming of Eisenhower.
P.S. George McGovern, the worst embodiment of liberal evil incarnate in the 20th century and History's Greatest Monster, flew 35 bombing missions in World War II and won the Distinguished Flying Cross as a B-24 pilot without once being shot down or captured. No wonder he got trounced in the electoral college 520-17 against Nixon in '72.
P.P.S. Tonight's statement from Wesley Clark:
"There are many important issues in this Presidential election, clearly one of the most important issues is national security and keeping the American people safe. In my opinion, protecting the American people is the most important duty of our next President. I have made comments in the past about John McCain's service and I want to reiterate them in order be crystal clear. As I have said before, I honor John McCain's service as a prisoner of war and a Vietnam Veteran. He was a hero to me and to hundreds of thousands and millions of others in Armed Forces as a prisoner of war. I would never dishonor the service of someone who chose to wear the uniform for our nation.
John McCain is running his campaign on his experience and how his experience would benefit him and our nation as President. That experience shows courage and commitment to our country - but it doesn't include executive experience wrestling with national policy or go-to-war decisions. And in this area, his judgment has been flawed - he not only supported going into a war we didn't have to fight in Iraq, but has time and again undervalued other, non-military elements of national power that must be used effectively to protect America. But as an American and former military officer, I will not back down if I believe someone doesn't have sound judgment when it comes to our nation's most critical issues.”
Cheers to him for sticking up for his own common sense. Jeers to the Obama campaign for leaving him out to dry.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
Monday, June 23, 2008
Goodnight, Funnyman.....Say Hi To Lenny and Richard For Us
5/12/37 - 6/22/08
Just saw the news this morning that George Carlin died last night of heart failure in Los Angeles. It's a real gutpunch to see someone who shaped your youth and influenced your philosophy so much shuffle off the mortal coil. Carlin and Richard Pryor stand as the two greatest and most impactful figures in American humor in the second half of the twentieth century and it's not that far a stretch to say every comic working today takes some of his massive influence. After all, it was his routine "Seven Words You can Never Say On Television" that resulted in a landmark Supreme Court decision on the government's authority to uphold broadcast indecency standards and the establishment of obscenity-free, family-friendly "prime-time" network broadcasting hours in the evenings. Of course, with the explosion of cable programming over the past two decades, the palate of indecent language has expanded greatly, but when there were only three networks in the game, this was a huge deal.
I can't do justice to Carlin's awesome legacy without posting some of his notable routines, but the IT Nazis at work cut us off from YouTube. I'll post some of my favorites later tonight, but for now, in honor of a comic legend and free speech champion, here are those infamous Seven Words, plus Three auxillary words added to later routines:
Friday, June 20, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
oh, and because I missed last week, here's my new favorite song - Gnarls Barkley's "Going On":
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
"Not a fan of the ladies, are you...Trebek? Hahahahaha!"
Here in the interview section, Alex says what's on everyone's mind at the 0:26 mark:
oh my good Lord, was Lynn Redgrave out of her league. "Artful Dodger", lol:
Mercifully, it ends in Final Jeopardy....and looky-look! She fucked up the one question she should have gotten in a heartbeat! Fucking Tiffany's, bitch! YOU WERE A FAMOUS ACTRESS IN THE 1960's!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW TIFFANY'S, YOU CRETIN?!!!!
By the way, nice choke, Duchovny. You got beat by Creepshow...lol.
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Thank you, Senator Clinton
An absolutely gracious speech under the most difficult of circumstances. This is exactly what she needed to do and she nailed it.
"Every moment wasted looking back keeps us from moving forward..." Amen.
Friday, June 06, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget - Double Feature!
and the unofficial Black National Anthem - McFadden & Whitehead's Ain't No Stoppin Us Now:
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
"This was the moment..."
Change is building an economy that rewards not just wealth, but the work and workers who created it. It's understanding that the struggles facing working families can't be solved by spending billions of dollars on more tax breaks for big corporations and wealthy CEOs, but by giving a the middle-class a tax break, and investing in our crumbling infrastructure, and transforming how we use energy, and improving our schools, and renewing our commitment to science and innovation. It's understanding that fiscal responsibility and shared prosperity can go hand-in-hand, as they did when Bill Clinton was President.
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Hey Bo Diddley
HEY BO DIDDLEY
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
We Shall Overcome
The Field Poll result, released today, shows the highest level of support in more than three decades of polling Californians on the hot-button issue of same-sex marriage laws. The poll found 51 percent of registered voters favor the idea of allowing gay and lesbian couples to wed, while 42 percent disapprove.
What this indicates, I hope, is "So goes California, so goes the rest of the nation." There's a long fight ahead, as eighteen states have passed various anti-gay, "defense of marriage" amendments to their respective state constitutions in the past two federal election cycles. Twenty-seven states include some form of restriction on same-sex marriage currently. It will most likely be a state-by-state battle to restore civil rights and equal opportunity for a minority that's been demonized and marginalized for far too long.
The crux of the matter here is not "special rights," as conservatives love to bray - it is simply recognizing equal rights for adult, tax-paying gay and lesbian Americans (living will designees, property inheritance, hospital visitation, etc.) as straight Americans enjoy. As far as the "threat to straight marriages" canard goes, I doubt the the "spectre" of Adam and Steve or Ellen and Portia getting hitched drove Vito Fossella to knock up his secret lover or Larry Craig to cruise airport bathrooms for dick or David Vitter to get in a diaper for a romp with a prostitute. And it sure as hell didn't prevent Bill Clinton from getting a squeezer from an intern in the Oval Office before he signed the repugnant Defense of Marriage Act into law.
Gay and lesbian citizens have fought for this country, they've been responsible for advances in medicine and technology, they've been captains of industry and have been the most grassroots of organizers. They've held elected office and have inspired the political structure from the outside.
I won't even begin to list the contributions gay and lesbian artists have made to the books we read, the music we listen to, the TV shows and movies we watch, the live theater that entertains us, the art we appreciate, the sculptures that impress us, the poems that inspire us, etc.
They are our co-workers, our neighbors, our friends, our classmates, our bar-mates and our family. They are us and we are them.
Idealist that I am, I imagine this time as analogous to the late 50's/early 60's, where a Supreme Court decision (Brown v. Board of Education) gave fuel to a nascent civil rights movement and a gradual shift in public sentiment in favor of desegregation. I trust it won't take Bull Connor and the Birmingham police turning hoses on protesters to move the national mood in favor of recognizing that same-sex couples deserve the same rights as their straight counterparts. Nor do I look forward to a Federal act, on the level of the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act, which inspires, in spite of lofty goals, generations of resentment and political polarization in less-tolerant segments of the nation. States must decide if they want to be on the right, or wrong, side of history.
I'm overjoyed for my business school classmates in California who have been waiting for this ruling for well over a decade and a half and for same-sex couples throughout the state who have been given overdue respect by the state's constitutional authority. I hope this movement spreads eastward and graces all the states in the union with equality for all of our citizens.
It is because I love them dearly and want only for this country to respect them as much as I do that I echo that old anthem -
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Mayor Six-Pack
Sixteen years in office. Sixteen years as the chief executive of the city. The longest serving mayor in our city's history. The dominant political figure in WNY in parts of three decades.
It is difficult, in this era, to fully appreciate the impact of Jimmy Griffin's reign in Buffalo. Under his leadership, the city ended up with the Buffalo Hilton (now the Adam’s Mark), Waterfront development (most notably, townhouses), the Hyatt Regency, the General Cinema in the Market Arcade, a restored Shea’s Buffalo and the HSBC Bank Atrium, and the crown jewel of his administration - Dunn Tire Park.
I say it is difficult because these achievements are overshadowed by the failures of his administration and the rapid decline of the city's fortunes during and after his reign. Despite his constant promotion of the city and battles with the state and his own Common Council over funding, we sit 30 years after he took office faced with the following:
- A startling exodus from the city that has reduced our numbers to under 250,000
- Double-digit increases in the crime rate
- Chronic underfunding of the city's public schools
- Patronage systems installed in city departments, from the Police to the parks
- Neighborhoods, such as the East Side, ignored and allowed to rot for 20+ years
My own memories of Griffin are vague...though he was in office for most of the time I was growing up here, I left in 1989. I remember him as something of a political clown - someone who reveled in ginned-up conflicts with other officials so he could puff out his chest and show his loyal constituents what a "tough guy" he was. Whether he was walking off "A.M. Buffalo" after the interviewer had enough of his rudeness or sucker-punching the County Parks Commissioner outside the downtown ballpark or comparing Buffalo News reporters to convicted criminals, "Mayor Jimmy" never shied away from an opportunity to promote himself at the expense of others.
Of course, one would not expect a hardscrabble, bareknuckled neighborhood politician like Griffin to be the most progressive person in the room, but he seemed to revel in taking shots at groups who didn't put money in his or his cronies' pockets:
- On LGBT citizens: "They are fruits and queers. They're not 'gay' because that means happy, not homosexual."
- On Parks Department workers upset over the 1990 scandal: "They're malcontents and stool pigeons."
- On welcoming Operation Rescue to Buffalo: "An abortionist is probably on a level with reporters. I don't know who's worse or who is better."
I agree with Donn Esmonde's assessment in today's News that the positive legacy that Griffin leaves is tarnished by his pettiness, his self-aggrandizement and inability to compromise. He was, and is, beloved for his charisma, considerable charm (if he liked you or was trying to get your vote) and common touch. He may be our best personification of Tip O'Neill's line about "all politics is local". However, that "local touch" ultimately did little to advance the city or its people.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Nothing's Shocking
Fox News: Fair and Balanced and Purposefully "Confusing" a Presidential Candidate and the World's Leading Terrorist and Wishing Death on Them Both:
UPDATE: Apparently, the Fox News personality, Liz Trotta , offered an "apology" for her disgraceful comment. I leave it up to you to judge the sincerity of her remorse:
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Experience We Can Laugh At
My favorite part is where Joe Lieberman has to stage-whisper to him that Al-Queda is not, actually, in Iran. Brilliant.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
God's Will
While we have been (and will continue to) enjoying the pundit blathering about how devastating and injurious Pastor Wright has been to the Obama campaign, John McCain's own crazy pastor, John Hagee, has been quietly telling his flock that the Nazi menace and the Holocaust was.....wait for it.....God's will. Praise be and lordy-lord.
I expect a week-long expose on this on the Fox News Channel, CNN, MSNBC....oh wait, that's right! They only care about crazy black preachers.
UPDATE: It's about goddamn time. We've only known about this insane clown pastor for, I don't know, half a year.
Kentucky Fried Candidate
(2,026 delegates needed to clinch the nomination)
Obama: 1,656.5 pledged delegates, 304.5 SuperDelegates = 1,961 Total Delegates
Clinton: 1,501.5 pledged delegates, 277.5 SuperDelegtates = 1,779 Total Delegates
Remaining Delegates: 86 pledged, 214 SuperDelegates = 300 Total Delegates
Obama needs only 64 delegates to clinch the nomination....Clinton needs 246 and, soon, the number of delegates she needs to clinch will be more than the total number of remaining delegates, pledged or otherwise.
Last night was a big night for the Clinton campaign as she trounced Obama in Kentucky by 35 points and a margin of 250,000 votes. However, that victory was rendered virtually meaningless as Obama picked up enough delegates (14) in Kentucky to clinch the majority of pledged delegates. He went on to win Oregon (no surprise there) by 16 points and regain almost 100,000 votes he lost to Clinton in KY.
There is no way Hillary can pick up enough delegates in the remaining primaries (Puerto Rico on June 1, Montana and South Dakota on June 3) to catch Obama. Her only hope is to sway enough SuperDelegates to overlook the facts that she's lost every conceivable metric in these primaries (popular vote, primaries, caucuses, and the only one that counts - delegates) and that her campaign released the news last night that she is $20 million in debt. An attractive combination to any Democratic SuperDelegate, indeed (/snark).
The Clinton campaign has morphed into Don Quixote on HGH....they are pulling out any and every justification for staying in the race, even though, as of 9 pm last night, the "race" was officially over. The cable news coverage was replete with these knee-slappers from Clinton surrogates:
1) "Hillary leads in the popular vote..." - uh, well yes...but only if you count Florida and Michigan, which actually don't count because they violated DNC rules for moving up in the primary calendar and had their state primaries voided as a result. They're also not counting
2) "Hillary is the stronger candidate in the general election..." - we can discount this right off the bat as the stronger candidate in general elections is usually the candidate who wins the party nomination. Apart from that, looking at the electoral map, Hillary won the Northeast and Rust Belt states that will reliably go to the Democrats in the fall (NY, NJ, PA, MA) as well as California. However, Obama started with a stunning victory in Iowa and proceeded to cut a swath through the Deep South (AL, GA, SC, NC, MS, LA) and pick up impressive victories in the Mid- and Northwest (ID, KS, ND, CO, NE, WY). Basically, Hillary cleaned up on states that will most likely go to Democrats in the General Election while Obama drove record turnout in states which haven't voted for a Democrat for President since the mid-1960's. Couple that with the assumption that putting a Clinton on the ticket makes the GOTV (Get Out The Vote) efforts of the GOP that much easier due to the Hillary-Hate on that side has to convince the SDs that Obama is the Democrats' best and only option.
3) "Hillary voters will rebel if she is not the nominee" - ah, the lamentations of the unfulfilled and bitter. TV pundits are making a lot of hay out of exit polls showing that between 20-40% of Hillary voters will not vote for Obama in the general election if he is the nominee. They will either vote for McCain or not vote for President at all. I'm not too concerned about this at this juncture because a) Hillary is still in the race and b) once we Democrats calm down and consider the spectre of a McCain presidency, cooler heads will prevail and the jilted Hillary supporters will return to the fold. How the Democratic convention plays out and how much of a role Hillary plays in it will go a long way to determining how her supporters will act. While I'm hoping she's not Obama's VP selection, she may extort that out of Obama and the party leaders in exchange for her dropping out of the race.
4) "The 'hard-working, white' voters who supported Hillary will never vote for Obama" - this, of course, is in reference to the 20% of Hillary voters in Kentucky and West Virginia who, in exit polls, admitted that race was a major factor in their vote. No, they won't vote for a black candidate, so fuck them. Let them continue voting against their own self-interest (jobs, schools, healthcare, energy, the environment) because they're scared of black people. Appalachia will benefit from a Democrat in the White House, just the same as everyone else.
So, we now look to the the big powow on May 30, where representatives from both campaigns will meet with DNC officials to discuss how the Michigan and Florida delegates will be seated and if Hillary exits the campaign with dignity or with guns-a-'blazing. Stay tuned.
Oh, and in response to the inane criticism that Obama's support is based only on a narrow coalition of young, snot-nosed punk kids and blacks:
Myrtle Strong Enemy, 101, waits for US Democratic presidential candidate and US Senator Barack Obama, (D-IL), to speak in Crow Agency, Montana May 19, 2008
UPDATE: had my facts wrong on the number of caucuses the Clinton folks are "dis"counting toward the popular vote total
Friday, May 16, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
"Bush says gave up golf in solidarity with Iraq dead" - Mass Grave Rolling Ensues
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush said on Tuesday he quit playing golf in 2003 out of respect for the families of Americans killed in the war in Iraq.
"I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the Commander-in-Chief playing golf," Bush said in an interview with Yahoo and Politico.com
"I feel I owe it to the families to be as -- to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal," he said.
Personally, I think being a titanic fuckup, the "EPIC FAIL" of all American Presidents, during two wars sends the wrong signal, but hey....that's me.
George W. Bush - Sacrificing His Leisure Time For You Ungrateful Bastards
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Desert Island Discs
So what, then, do I consider the greatest albums of all time? Placed in the context of a popular parlour game, which 10 CDs do take with me to the desert island to enjoy for the remainder of my time on Earth? The only rules are:
- no Greatest Hits
- no live albums
- rock n' roll only.....assume this island has a deep library of classical, jazz, spoken-word, etc.
- no movie soundtracks
2) Odelay!, Beck (1996)
3) A Rush of Blood To The Head, Coldplay (2002)
4) Electric Ladyland, Jimi Hendrix (1968)
5) American Beauty, Grateful Dead (1970)
6 Are You Gonna Go My Way, Lenny Kravitz (1993)
7) All Things Must Pass, George Harrison (1970)
8) Imagine, John Lennon (1971)
9) Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Black Sabbath (1973)
10) At War With The Mystics, The Flaming Lips (2006)
Feel free to add yours in the Comments...
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
I'm sure I'll get much more dramatic and maudlin as we get closer to the Democratic convention and that moment when the first person of color steps up to the podium and accepts his party's nomination for President....for now, these are moments in history that I will treasure for life. I can only look back at the struggles and sacrifices made by those who came before us...and look ahead to a future of true brotherhood and community.
It's been a long, long time coming
But I know a change gonna come....oh yes it will
Thursday, May 08, 2008
More GOP "Family Values" in action: From Beer to Paternity
AFTER
OH SHIT
It shocks me.....shocks me when a member of the holier-than-thou club gets caught pants down, ass up, drunk in a car, yadda, yadda, yadda. This story, though, is right up there with Senator Widestance for pure deviant goodness. After all, it isn't often than a U.S. Representative compounds his drunk driving arrest by getting picked up by his mistress, who also happens to be the mother of his 3-year old daughter! Here's to you, Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY)...you're doing a smash-up job representing the good people of your Staten Island and Brooklyn districts! No matter that you're a Bush-supporting war whore and a campaign fund embezzler. You're a bigger pimp than 50 Cent. Wowie!
Fossella's private life came under scrutiny after he was arrested for drunk driving last week in suburban Virginia. He has a court date next week, and could face jail time if convicted. Fossella told police at the time of his arrest that he was going to see his daughter in the area.
Fossella has three children with his wife in Staten Island, N.Y. Fosella says he knows there are questions about his political future. But he says right now any political decisions are "the furthest thing from my mind."
Of course "political decisions" are the furthest thing from his mind because his top priority now is avoiding castration while he sleeps thanks to his poor wife who just learned there's a new addition to the family!
Do I even need to guess where this paragon of virtue and morals stands on the issues of the day?
1) Woman's right to choose: 0% rating from NARAL, meaning anti-choice nutjob
2) Civil rights: voted for banning gay marriage and defining marriage as one-man, one-woman. Wasn't given the opportunity to define it as one-man, one-woman, one-mistress and one-bastard-child. Given a 7% rating by the ACLU and 0% by the Human Rights Campaign meaning if you like your civil rights, Vito don't like you.
3) Education: has consistently voted against funding for federal education, particularly grants for black and Hispanic colleges. He does support requiring schools to allow prayer (I wasn't aware that students were prohibited from praying). Perhaps young Vito was praying during the day in school where his class was taught that when you get marrried, you shouldn't be putting your sword in another woman's sheath....and wear a rubber, for Christ's sake man!
4) Families: 81% rating from the Christian Coalition, check....
Also voted YES on legislation on responsible fatherhood via faith-based organizations. Heh.
Rep. Fossella vows he will not give up his seat, not will he abandon his re-election campaign. I wish him the best of luck and advise that he should bring in John McCain for campaign events as much as he can....they can compare stories about fucking around on their wives for years.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Dear Senator Clinton:
You are free to leave the race at any time....but preferably sooner than later.
Yours,
Democrats Everywhere
http://hillaryis404.org/
Monday, May 05, 2008
Reminder: Today is NOT "Mexican Independence Day"
Thursday, May 01, 2008
From the Department of "Now There's a Headline You Don't See Everyday"
I can faintly remember a time where a candidate's address to a Neo-Nazi group with members wearing swastika armbands on either side of his dais, a giant swastika flag in the backdrop and standing in front of a huge painting of one of history's greatest monsters was sufficient to get your ass kicked in the street without mercy, let alone political suicide in the midst of a campaign. I'm so glad to see times have changed.
There must be some interesting voters in Indiana's 2nd District if this clown got 30% of the primary vote two years ago.
Friday YouTube Nugget
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Hooray.....a 21st Century Poll Tax
On Monday, the Supreme Court handed down a ruling on the biggest voting rights case since the Bush v. Gore debacle around the 2000 Presidential election. The Roberts Court ruled, by a 6-3 margin, that states can require voters to produce photo identification without violating their constitutional rights. These are the kind of verdicts one can expect with a majority-conservative bloc on the Court, but it is disappointing to me personally to see Justice John Paul Stevens join the majority in upholding this ridiculous law.
Identification requirements for voting are currently in place in more than 20 states with varying degrees of specificity. This decision upheld an Indiana state law that requires a government-issued photo identification document, such as a driver's license or a passport, in order to vote. Republicans, who have pushed these voter ID laws across the country, say they will combat voter fraud. Democrats decry these laws as unnecessary and as having a disenfranchising effect on the poor, minorities, the elderly, the handicapped and other social classes who do not have easy access or funds to purchase photo identification. I side, of course, with the Democrats on this for the following reasons
1) "Voter fraud"....the Phantom Crime:
Care to take a guess how many voter impersonation cases were prosecuted in entire history of the state of Indiana? Zero. Zip. Nada. Hardly the "burning issue" that the Republicans make it out to be. Nationwide, out of the 120 federal prosecutions for voter fraud brought by the Bush Justice Department (which has made vote fraud one of its top priorities), there have been a grand total of 86 convictions for vote fraud between 2002 and 2006....during which period close to 400 million votes have been cast.
The Brennan Center For Justice, a non-partisan civil rights advocacy group, knocked down each of the allegations of voting fraud to show it is a phantom crime, one hardly worthy of state-level review, let alone the Supreme Court.
2) "Voter Fraud"...the last refuge of whiny Republicans who couldn't steal the election themselves:
But then, that is the Republican's M.O. - screaming "voter fraud" when they can't win an election legitimately at the polls. When asked for proof, they point to the well-worn myths of voter fraud in Chicago during the 1960 election. While this makes for a chuckle-worthy urban legend, the truth is that voter fraud was investigated and the findings of vote-count error (not fraud) fell short of reversing the results for either Nixon or Kennedy. Not to mention the embarassment of Republicans having to go back 48 years for proof of Democratic shenanigans in a national election. Everyone knows that, for the past half-century, no one has been able to lie, cheat and steal to win elections better than Republicans.
3) "Voter Fraud"....or the new Poll Tax
Republicans have tried for years to devise new methods to disenfranchise traditional Democratic voting blocs. From busting and weakening unions to fraud robo-calls to poor and minority areas to outright poll intimidation, Republicans have used the forces of thuggery and fraud to depress the Democratic vote in crucial contests. The newest cudgel used by Republicans to disenfranchise Democratic voters is the ID requirement.
This photo ID requirement to vote is nothing less than a 21st century poll tax or literacy test, a undue burden placed on the lower classes to deny them what is their right, not their privilege. Jeffrey Toobin explains further:
"So it will be in Indiana, where the law creates a series of onerous barriers to voting. Consider one: you can get a government photo I.D. by showing your birth certificate, but you can’t get a copy of your birth certificate unless you can produce certain official photo I.D.s. And, with up to twenty million Americans of voting age lacking government-issued identification, the matter of requiring photo I.D.s has broad implications. "
It's safe to assume that the folks reading this blog have either a driver's license or a passport or both. However, we must consider the millions in this country who have to take some form of public transport to work each day, who never travel outside of the country, who are paid in cash or do not have checking accounts, who do not have the ability to drive.....in short, the classes in our society who do not have the luxury to stand in line at the DMV and pay $50 (for a driver's license") or even $15 (for a state photo ID) or go to their local post office or county clerk's office to purchase a passport for $100. This is everyone's right, not a pay-to-play boondoggle. Why on earth are we putting obstacles in the way of citizens to exercise what is their Constitutionally-ordained right?
Because Republicans will lie, cheat and steal at every opportunty to win elections they can't win legitimately.
Monday, April 28, 2008
This Week's Rock Death - Runner-Up
(from his Wikipedia entry):
Leslie (Les) Harvey (1945, Glasgow Scotland - May 3, 1972, Swansea, Wales) (brother of Alex Harvey) was a guitarist in several Scottish bands of the late 1960s and early 1970s, most notably Stone The Crows - previously known as 'Power'. It was while on stage with Stone the Crows at Swansea Top Rank in 1972 that he was killed, electrocuted by touching an unearthed microphone with wet hands.
Holy. Shit. Could you imagine being at a concert, rockin' out and such, when the lead guitarist gets Kentucky-Fried onstage? That would probably not be a memory to hold onto. As bad as the audience must have felt, pity the poor roadie who realizes that he's picking up the charred remains of his summer meal ticket and now must hope there's another tour where they aren't as lax with the live electrical equipment.
Anyway, poor Les gets screwed over this week because a) I'm a huge fan of Lester Bangs' writing and b) I couldn't find a picture of the poor dead bastard on the Interwebs.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Hey....Wha'Happened?!!
Dearly beloved:
We are gathered here today, not to mourn, but to celebrate an historic campaign. No woman in U.S. history has won as many primaries or delegates as the campaign of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. She has inspired millions and crashed through the "glass ceiling" of electoral politics and, for that, I applaud her.
However....she will go down with the 2004 Yankees, the 2007 New England Patriots and Goliath as one of the biggest choke artists ever. How did she squander a commanding lead in the polls, a vise-grip lock on superdelegates, all that campaign funding and the momentum she got from New Hampshire?
In the words of the great Fred Willard as Mike LaFontaine in "A Mighty Wind" (click on image):
Will Senator Clinton be able to return to her work in the Senate after this crushing choke job?
Will Senator Clinton decide to run for President again, given how much of a trainwreck her campaign turned into?
Anything else, Senator Clinton?
Friday, April 18, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Questions Inspired By Netflix Choices
In Hostel, how is it that the protagonist gets two fingers cut off by a chainsaw, but appears neither to go into shock nor bleed to death. In fact, he seems not much worse for wear a few hours after losing his digits. Hmmmmm.....
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
A Message From The Boss
Dear Friends and Fans:
Like most of you, I've been following the campaign and I have now seen and heard enough to know where I stand. Senator Obama, in my view, is head and shoulders above the rest.
He has the depth, the reflectiveness, and the resilience to be our next President. He speaks to the America I've envisioned in my music for the past 35 years, a generous nation with a citizenry willing to tackle nuanced and complex problems, a country that's interested in its collective destiny and in the potential of its gathered spirit. A place where "...nobody crowds you, and nobody goes it alone."
At the moment, critics have tried to diminish Senator Obama through the exaggeration of certain of his comments and relationships. While these matters are worthy of some discussion, they have been ripped out of the context and fabric of the man's life and vision, so well described in his excellent book, Dreams of My Father, often in order to distract us from discussing the real issues: war and peace, the fight for economic and racial justice, reaffirming our Constitution, and the protection and enhancement of our environment.
After the terrible damage done over the past eight years, a great American reclamation project needs to be undertaken. I believe that Senator Obama is the best candidate to lead that project and to lead us into the 21st Century with a renewed sense of moral purpose and of ourselves as Americans.
Over here on E Street, we're proud to support Obama for President.
Bruce Springsteen
http://brucespringsteen.net/news/index.html
Monday, April 14, 2008
And Now....a Word From Our Sponsor....
While You Were Sleeping
"President Bush says he knew his top national security advisers discussed and approved specific details about how high-value al Qaeda suspects would be interrogated by the Central Intelligence Agency, according to an exclusive interview with ABC News Friday.
'Well, we started to connect the dots in order to protect the American people.' Bush told ABC News White House correspondent Martha Raddatz. 'And yes, I'm aware our national security team met on this issue. And I approved.'"
Allow me to repeat this, since this is a fairly gobsmacking revelation....our President, who swore twice on the Bible to uphold the Constitution, was briefed on and approved the use of torture on captured suspects. High-level cabinet meetings, involving the President's closest advisers.....all to discuss whether they should smash testicles, pull out fingernails or deliver atomic wedgies to the poor saps, er, "suspects" they happen to capture. No consideration of 231 years as an independent nation which respects human rights and due process. Not to mention, not having our highest levels of government approving torturing innocent people.
It's been asked before and I will ask it again here and now: Will someone please give this asshole a blowjob so we can impeach him already?!!!
Friday, April 11, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
Monday, April 07, 2008
High On You
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Friday, April 04, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
40 years ago today, an assassin's bullet robbed us of one of our nation's greatest figures and a man who inspires all of us, even today, to dream of a better world for all people. In honor and loving memory of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr:
His last public words, April 3, 1968:
Well, I don't know what will happen now. We've got some difficult days ahead. But it doesn't matter with me now. Because I've been to the mountaintop. And I don't mind. Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But I'm not concerned about that now. I just want to do God's will. And He's allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I've looked over. And I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight, that we, as a people, will get to the promised land. And I'm happy, tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
I'm famous
Monday, March 31, 2008
Great Moments In Latent Racism On Cable TV, Part XXI
Hahaha....CNN's advertising slogan for the Lou Dobbs Nativist Hour should be "Lou Dobbs - fighting for your right to say 'nigger' since 1980"
Cheers to the Washington Nationals fans
(from last night's Opening Night game at Nationals Park in Washington D.C.)
Almost as funny as the Smirking Chimp getting showered with rightfully-deserved boos was that the guy who was originally supposed to catch the first pitch, Paul LoDuca, was quickly replaced by the team manager, Manny Acta. Why, you may ask, was the team catcher yanked from what is the traditional responsibility of, you know, catching? Well, it may have to do with LoDuca being mentioned 37 times in the Mitchell Report on steroid abuse in professional baseball. So, to avoid the spectre of one drug addict pitching to another, they put in the manager....hooray!
Friday, March 28, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
I Want Barack (Jay Jay French version)
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
What a Dick
Monday, March 24, 2008
Soon to appear with Supply-Side Jones or Death Penalty McGee on the GOP Dream Ticket....
and that he's completely batshit insane. You see, Marvin Richardson is legally changing his first name so that he will appear on the ballot as "Pro-Life Richardson"
"A Senate candidate has legally changed his name to Pro-Life and will appear on the ballot that way this year, state election officials say.
As Marvin Pro-Life Richardson, the organic strawberry farmer from Letha, 30 miles northwest of Boise, was denied the use of his middle name when he ran unsuccessfully for governor in 2006 because the state’s policy bars the use of slogans on the ballot.
Now, though, officials in the Idaho secretary of state’s office say they have no choice because Pro-Life is his full and only name. He says he will run for the highest state office on the ballot every two years for the rest of his life, advocating murder charges for doctors who perform abortions and for women who obtain the procedure."
Wonderful....as if the poor voters in Idaho hadn't had enough egg on their faces with their longtime Senator trolling for dick in a Minneapolis airport restroom. Now, they get to gaze at a ballot with a grown man who's defaced his own name to make an insane argument. C'mon...who the hell isn't "Pro-Life"? Other than zombies, Sylvia Plath and the Bush Administration (at least when it regards pro-Iraqi and pro-U.S. troop Life)? What he meant to change his name to (or would have, if he had any balls) would be "Anti-Choice" Richardson. Because the extremist wing of the anti-choice movement, which includes farmer Richardson and James Kopp (assassin of Dr. Barnett Slepian), doesn't give a shit about life or children or the sanctity of being or any of that....they only care about imposing their 12th century views and morals on women in the 21st century and you bet that includes preventing women from exercising choice about their health and bodies. These clowns want to control every uterus in the land and turn women back into breed mares.
"If I save one baby's life, it's worth it."??? Hey asshole, how about adopting a newborn? Plenty of them to go around that need loving homes....lots of different colors and creeds too!
4,000
"BAGHDAD — A roadside bomb killed four U.S. soldiers in Baghdad on Sunday, the military said, pushing the overall American death toll in the five-year war to at least 4,000. The grim milestone came on a day when at least 57 Iraqis also were killed across the country. "
Friday, March 21, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
You Should Be Dancing.....Yeah!
Fuck it....I'm taking North Carolina by 9 in the title game.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Friday YouTube Nugget
and here's "Hey Big Spender"from Sweet Charity
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Never Give A Saga An Even Break
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
The Blue Mistake Loses Its Dance License....Awwwwww
Can we ask for one more act of benevolence and mercy and get this shithole closed down permanently?
Monday, March 10, 2008
Gov. Spitzer Involved In Prostitution Ring.....or, Holy Shit, He Did WHAT?!!
I've been let down by so many politicians, I've lost count. I told myself, time and time again, don't get emotionally involved with a campaign....you're bound to end up disappointed and betrayed.
That's why I'm approaching the breaking news that Governor Eliot Spitzer is "involved" in an online prostitution ring with some surprise, a little shock, but not a lot of sorrow. I thought he was a good man of integrity and seriousness and would do great things for both the state and Western New York....but, alas, not to be. Another politician hoisted on his own petard, too self-involved and caught up in the hubris to keep it in his pants and do the work of the people who put him in the Statehouse. Color me meh.
