Thursday, September 27, 2007

I Want A New Drug

One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day



Not to go all Huey Lewis and the News on you, but I really need a new form of medication. The DayQuil/NyQuil cocktail I've been imbibing the last two days is just not doing it for me. And that cockamamie saline nasal spray that's supposed to clear out your sinuses and eliminate a stuffy, runny nose? Hello nosebleeds!

So now, I'm a coughing, rheumy-eyed, sneezing, wheezing, nose-bleeding shell of a man who just managed to drag his carcass to work today. O, death, where is thy sting?

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