Saturday, October 13, 2007

The Humanist's Eye On Hollywood

DATELINE: Hollywood:

Holy shit....I just read Angie Everhart is engaged to......wait for it.....


Yes, Joe Pesci.


This Joe Pesci:













is engaged to this:





that's right, little Joe Pesci is going to be making animal noises in this woman's ear:
















This raises, of course, several questions - does he even come up to her mid-thigh? Why did God/Buddha/Jehovah/Allah/Flying Spaghetti Monster bless Joe Pesci with so many earthly rewards? Why couldn't Toulouse-Lautrec or Sartre pull off something this audacious?

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