Congrats to the Boston Red Sox...the pluckiest band of $143 million payroll players ever assembled. Hoorah...
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This Week's Rock Death
Danny Whitten (guitarist for Neil Young's backing band Crazy Horse) - died November 18,1972 from a heroin overdose. After his death, all his belongings (consisting of clothes and a gold record) could fit in a cardboard box
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Ah Shooowwp, Bulldawg, Whaddayou think about dis... OK Da Billss trade de entire front seven of the defense for Vinny Testaverde and den get Ricky Williams, and Mike Lowell. Den we run da wishbone wit Ricky and Marshawn behind Testaverde, and ussse Mike Lowell's excellent fielding ability on special teamsss to recover onside kicks. Ok and we gotta get rid of Dick Joraaan, and instead we should get Joe Torre. I'll hang up and listen.
Yeaaaah.....hi guyze. I'm callin frum Chicktohwaaaga and I gaat da solouuution to da Billss prahblems. Listen heah....we gotta dump both JP and Edwards and we gotta get one man - Jaaash Beckett. Hold on, hold on...hear me out. Beckett can delivuh da rock like no one else and he didn't lose a game da whole postseason...the guy was friggin' lights out!
Oh yeah...you know what else we gotta do? We need a stud receivah...someone who will catch the lasuh beams from Beckett. I gotta idear...we fund a prahject at the Buff'lo-Niaaagrah Medical Caaampus and reanimate Bobby Chandler. Take his corpse and shoot it with about 4,000 volts or some such shit. Oops...sorry about da language, Bulldawg. Of course, Juraaaan will never go for dat, so Marv has gotta send Ninja killers down ta One Bills Drive and assassinate him. Den, they can use da same teknologee to reanimate General Douglas McCarthur to lead our troops inta baaatle.
I'll hang up and listen to yur caaaments.
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